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Artist Statement

Certainly the metal opposes that which allows you, in Design, to follow in doing it, that we have, not only our curves, but any angles which may be described through mock-classical imitations, pastiche, paint, or ornaments that are in the glass, observed, recorded, transmitted, or digitized. The elongated format of doing anything near their quality of colour are enhanced by our habit of reading works by contour over color and brightness. The movement of values and colors is like trying to shift attitude in the composition for a whole set of life that will coat the paper. Later, the stencil was removed and the Mother-Goddess, and surfaces in my art district; what happened when I went back to 1956, when I was more influenced by fabrics brought back to us on a suburban street in the structure of dully glowing planes; where evocative shapes briefly pull free and are then dislocated, not unlike environmental designs. By that time, no color can exist without association or ideological content. Without inventive and unified form there is no movement. My continued work forms a non-universal autobiography; into the Harmony of Direction in the East End: dance, drink beer and fight over girls.

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Wait what? What did you just read?

I ask myself the same thing after I read a lot of real-life artist statements too similar to the above.

You Can Draw These From a Hat Because It's All Farce

It's okay. It's supposed to be farce. Exactly like too much similar writing about art is not--not intentionally anyway.

Folks have studied and named the fugly beast which is such writing. It is International Art English, or IAE.

Good and Bad Artist Statements

A good artist statement may be:

• Optional: if it is better that there is no statement, please make none
• Clear and accessible
• Usefully informative or descriptive of the art in away that may not be obvious to the observer, but which improves their experience or appreciation of the work upon learning.

A bad artist statement probably:

• Lacks any of those qualities
• Is conceived for any of countless bad reasons which all artists should say no to
• Perhaps at worst profanely anoints and separates The Opaqueonaut: in reality the artist turned fool, but too few people see the emperor's clothes

How This Works

This page randomly selects and serves pre-generated farcical artist statements, many of which were created with computer assistance; for example by statistical sentence recombobulation: training an AI on actual IAE, then having it gurgitate similar stuff.

The statements, being AI-generated, are by nature (and if human-created, by dedication) in the Public Domain.

To get another statement, reload the page.

This "statement" is from this source file:

3ejAQzFDRfcDZwYhPFDY_generated_IAE_gibberish__2016_01_02__03_27_56__246364.txt

This page doubles as an API. To get a plain-text statement without this explanation, call the page with any GET variable declared, like this:

http://earthbound.io/data/gibberish-artist-statements/index.php?gib=florf

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