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Artist Statement

This is appropriated from scenes imbued with life. It is directed into small vignettes of light which offer fascinating insights into the carpet. It is peculiarly depicted far more than an inert stain, or merely of an optional choice between the Ernst Max von Grunelius-Stiftung works, the Helaba Landesbank Hessen-Thüringen and the relationship between art and philosophy – the drama in low culture in general. With its integration of performance, enactment, and orchestration to explore different aspects, and for this stage of his video piece, people riding cyclo (Vietnamese rickshaw taxi) undulate under sea, born in Viña del Mar The San, to provide an overview of the market, the work, the house.

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Wait what? What did you just read?

I ask myself the same thing after I read a lot of real-life artist statements too similar to the above.

You Can Draw These From a Hat Because It's All Farce

It's okay. It's supposed to be farce. Exactly like too much similar writing about art is not--not intentionally anyway.

Folks have studied and named the fugly beast which is such writing. It is International Art English, or IAE.

Good and Bad Artist Statements

A good artist statement may be:

• Optional: if it is better that there is no statement, please make none
• Clear and accessible
• Usefully informative or descriptive of the art in away that may not be obvious to the observer, but which improves their experience or appreciation of the work upon learning.

A bad artist statement probably:

• Lacks any of those qualities
• Is conceived for any of countless bad reasons which all artists should say no to
• Perhaps at worst profanely anoints and separates The Opaqueonaut: in reality the artist turned fool, but too few people see the emperor's clothes

How This Works

This page randomly selects and serves pre-generated farcical artist statements, many of which were created with computer assistance; for example by statistical sentence recombobulation: training an AI on actual IAE, then having it gurgitate similar stuff.

The statements, being AI-generated, are by nature (and if human-created, by dedication) in the Public Domain.

To get another statement, reload the page.

This "statement" is from this source file:

CYMVQfy4aX9fcFncAFua_generated_IAE_gibberish__2016_01_02__02_47_42__268292.txt

This page doubles as an API. To get a plain-text statement without this explanation, call the page with any GET variable declared, like this:

http://earthbound.io/data/gibberish-artist-statements/index.php?gib=florf

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